March 10th 2010

What Does It Mean To Be Human?

“What is man that you are mindful of him, the son of man that you care for him?”

Psalm 8:4 (NIV)

So what are human beings?  What if we could be described in the same way as a new piece of computer software or hardware?

Manufacturer: God Inc.

Product: Human (In two complementary models—male and female).

Specification: Made from 100 per cent recyclable material.

Many data inputs (“senses”).

Incorporated CPU (“brain”).

ROM (long term) and RAM (short term) memory storage.

Electrochemical life force (“soul”).

Free options available—All supplied under manufacturer’s “Grace” Policy:

Spiritual Internet:

Through 24 hour/7 day a week server access: Gateway password is “Jesus Christ”.


24 hour/7 day-a-week prayer-mail access to God Inc.

Antiviral Firewall:

Holy Spirit protection of Internet and prayer-mail access.

Also, constantly reviewing CPU for errors, malfunctions and viruses.


If free options are signed up to, the manufacturer will automatically upgrade hardware with indestructible materials using new “Wireless Hard Light Drive”, on pre-determined release date (Eternal Life).

Note: if current model has worn-out before roll-out date, this does not invalidate the Grace Policy warranty. Manufacturer will honour all purchases.

Manufacturer’s Warning:

Programmes from are incompatible and will cause damage to unit. Do not believe this company’s very effective PR—destruction will result.

For optimum operation see Manual (Bible).

A word from our sponsor:  “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the Earth and subdue it” (Genesis 1:28).


Father, how wonderful is your creation! I praise you for the incredible gift of life that you have blessed me with.


Study by Angela Hall

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